Greetings small creatures far away....

The Beatnik office has been a slightly roomier little attic of late, as its big friendly chief has been absent on a crucial fact-finding mission to the far east of this tiny world...

For the past many days, I have tirelessly, and with no regard for my personal sanity or safety been spreading the love and testament of Plain Sight, whilst also attempting to woo our AI guru... not as easy as the tin might suggest....

Anyway, a few teachings from places far and even dirtier than you...

1) Squat loos are not toys
2) Beer which tastes of piss usually is....
3) Bed bugs are neither pets nor cute
4) Never trust a curry

And to my fellow Beatnikers - love y'all

Peace

Big Chief.