And that is exactly what I am since joining the Beatnik team Monday!*

I'm the third programmer on the team and am delighted to be working on Plain Sight. This week I've been familiarising myself with the Plain Sight engine by implementing a snazzy tutorial that will help you learn the ropes of the game.

As for the other guys in the team.... It's no exaggeration when I say that they are really pulling out all the stops to squish bugs and produce great new content. Just this week Alex has been blitzing network code that we're already seeing the benefits of, Lawrence has been tweaking the GUI to ensure functionality and sexuality, and John is carving out new meticulously designed levels like a crazed Greek sculptor.

Needless to say it's a feverish atmosphere of productivity right now, so check back soon for more updates.

*Oh and sorry to get your hopes up but I'm not actually a programming panda, I'm just happy.