As many of you may well be aware, we’re in the very busy process of creating an epic little jaunt for the good people over at Channel 4.  To make sure you don’t get oh so lonely on your Beatnik crafted quest, we’ve jointly given birth to a very lovable little fella to keep you company.  Now he’s not the brightest of companions as Nick (my new ninja accomplice) and I have quickly found out, but he is one of the most brave and cute as John (our resident hob nob enthusiast), has made sure of with his sterling modeling/animation work.  So to help us train the little blighter and to keep him out of mischief, we’ve crafted a handsome custom navigation system that Columbus himself would fall over his precious little boat to use.  Needless to say we wouldn’t expect our mere mortal readers to understand the complex workings of such a divine creation.  So instead we shall leave you to stare at this wondrous screenshot, allowing you to spiral in fabulous conjecture at how you suppose such a finely tuned solution might come to pass.

(Here’s a hint: It has nothing at all to do with satsumas on strings…honest)

people who dont post in forums are mega lame….

Looks ok.

Ok why the hell is my pic inverted?

because change is good !

Because you were so negative ahahahahaha

I was going to post on this, but all I could think of was satsumas.

is it 42?

The first thing that came to mind was Donkey Kong!

You know, there’s one picture missing here. There are two, not one, in the news post.

But that first one is even more confusing.

...some kind of animal?

looks like a hippo to me, no idea what those particles are meant to be. Oh wait I do, its a flying hippo that leaves a trail of sparkly bits like fairies!